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Adios Amigos

Bernski — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:22:29 +0200

Europe was fun and the girls are pretty, but USA accommodation is 5x better and our chicks are way more forward. It is so easy to live righteously here.

Prima Donnas

Mike — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 13:56:19 +0200

I'm curious about other men's opinion about the princesses in this country:

I heard rumours that in the old days Polish girls were taught at school to walk into the classroom before the boys. That might be part of the reason every girl here thinks that men are:

1) A donkey to carry the luggage/bags
2) A punching bag when she's in a bad mood
3) A door opener
4) A coat carrier
5) A taxi service
6) Always a perfect gentleman

We foreign guys cannot live up to these strong images. So things look a bit different from outside:

Grandma Mafia takes over Warsaw...

Bernski — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 16:36:45 +0100

What is up with the old ladies in this city. It doesn't matter if I am waiting in a line at the store or trying to get on a tram, the G-Ma Mafia is there to gangster me out of position. Everyday some old sea-hag will elbow and push her way through to make sure she is the first one on or off the tram. I actually had a lady try to pull me out of my seat so she could sit.

Now I kindly give up my seat to the elderly because i respect the elderly and i understand that they are frail. My problem is that it is not only expected, but demanded. I for one believe that if they are strong enough to push me out of the way, they are strong enough to stand...

Saturday Night Selector

Bernski — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 14:01:56 +0100

Have trouble getting into the hot clubs in Warsaw? They all have some clown out front who won't let you in.

I can solve all your problems. I have VIP access to every club in warsaw. I can walk you right in. No waiting in line or trying to convince the selector that you are COOL enough to enter.

Want more info?
Contact me: bernie@apartmentsapart.com

Can I Buy Bureaucracy?

Bernski — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:24:24 +0100

Getting my work permit and residency here is a nightmare. "Common Sense" does not reside within the boundaries of Poland and to make it worse, the locals see this as normal.
I have a friend who is MARRIED to a Polish citizen and still has trouble getting his paperwork secured.

Can't I just buy my way through? How much is a Beaureacrat?

I am also sick and tired of hearing..."But the screening process is really hard for the states"...Well no shit? There are approximately 5 million people per year that are trying to swim across, tunnel under and jump over our border to try and make their lives better. America has the largest immigrant infiltration in the world. A not even close second is Spain and their battle against the fleeing members of the U.K..

Bum Fight

Bernski — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:20:01 +0100

Christ this city has got some beggars. I can't walk 50 feet without some drunk derelict asking me for change or a cigarette. I don't mind helping those who are truly less fortunate and in dire need, but not the drunks, gypsies and other professional bums. I am gonna make an eastern European version of the Vegas "BUM FIGHT" Videos. Let these degenerates earn their money and let me capitalize on it.
Not familiar with "BumFight"?

www.bumfight.com

Some guys I know made a huge pile of money off of street culture and exploiting the homeless. Only in Vegas...