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"Saturday Night Selector" by Bernski

Bernski's picture

Have trouble getting into the hot clubs in Warsaw? They all have some clown out front who won't let you in.

I can solve all your problems. I have VIP access to every club in warsaw. I can walk you right in. No waiting in line or trying to convince the selector that you are COOL enough to enter.

Want more info?
Contact me: bernie@apartmentsapart.com

well... it's not what language you speak...

pesho's picture
pesho Says:

It's all about what do you have in your wallet, and what chick you will bring with you :P


almost true

Bernski's picture
Bernski Says:

Chances are that an average English speaking person in Warsaw is gonna have more money in their wallet than the an average Polish. This is why they cater to us. Unless your talkin about the English teachers.

Secondly, I wouldn't bring any chicks. They will be there waitng for our wallets ;)

That is exactly how I like em. Hot, cheap and easy to read. I know what i am getting from the start.


Most Polish Don't

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Bernski Says:

If ya had to ask...you probably don't. Do you ever have a problem getting in to clubs on the weekend?Most of the good places (except Piekarnia which isn't too hard to get into) are not visited by the polish...they are too expensive. Just kidding, although it is true that the best clubs in Warsaw cater to those who are born speaking English.


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vieraD Says:

What you mean by "hot clubs" Bernie. I am not sure if I frequent those places ;)